'Vision is the art of seeing things invisible.'
- Jonathan Swift
'A friend will help you move.
A good friend will help you move a body.'
- Rich Hall
'...It all depends on what you mean by "hit", of course, seeing as matter consists almost entirely of nothing at all. The chances of a neutrino actually hitting something as it travels through all this howling emptiness are roughly comparable to that of dropping a ball bearing at random from a cruising 747 and hitting, say, an egg sandwich.'
- Douglas Adams
'The trick of life is honesty and fair-trading. If you can fake that, you got it made.'
- Groucho Marx